How to live without a fridge
It’s all fine – until summer comes
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I’m surrounded by coppers for the first time since my LSD arrest
Free bottles of water are political correctness gone mad
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Arsenal winning made me absurdly happy
Things have been much more bearable since the whistle blew at 9.25pm last Tuesday
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I entice my new love interest into the Hove-l with a slice of bresaola
It has long been a matter of great sadness that I do not have a pet
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The sinking pub that won’t go under
There’s hardly a level surface in Roche’s, the boozer built on a bog in rural Ireland
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Billie Eilish likes my mate’s band
The popstar’s praise “fucked up” Black Box Recorder’s retirement
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I bear little resemblance to my Wikipedia page
It had clearly been edited by someone trying to make me out to be an enemy of the people
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The highs and lows of London’s literary scene
Also: a dreamy new novel, and my relapse
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